Aaron Steinmetz

...be very still...the bird's angry...and I think he can see us.

Here we have the first episode to Platform Harmony!  Be warned: there is nudity.  It's not terribly sexual or explicit, and it is very, very funny.

And here we have the second episode of Platform Harmony.

Also, the template I'm using isn't displaying these images at a very high resolution.  It's annoying.  I would like to do something about it, but it clearly doesn't bother me enough to send me to my local community college to take a basic, simple, six-month course on HTML.  So I pay for someone else to make my web pages for me.  Substantially more than it would cost me to take one single course at my local, twenty-minute-commute community college on the most basic of web page design.  Because I'm lazy.  Very, very lazy.

Point is, if you're having trouble reading the text, zoom in.  Pinch to zoom in if you're using a tablet.  Hold the CTRL button and roll the mouse wheel to zoom in if you're using a computer.  And if you want to zoom out again quickly on a computer, press CTRL 0.  That's the number 0, not the letter O.  Just to be clear.  I don't know how to reset the view on a tablet.  Ask an Apple Genius.  Especially if you're using an Android OS.  They love hearing questions about Android.

Expect Episode Three...at your own risk...